If you haven't heard, the King of Pop has died.
No, Peter Andre' is still alive - the OTHER King of Pop, MICHAEL JACKSON.
It wasn't a result of an overly ambitious crotch grab, but of a heart attack.
As a result, I believe that the world should congregate on this day every year and at the time of his death do one big synchornised crotch grab, complete with the YEEEEEEE HOOOOOOO vocal expression. Imagine the unity the world would feel. I believe the crotch grab could change alot of things in this world, but more on that later.
Even as I write this, for some reason I believe MJ is still alive, and that this is all one big conspiracy theory. His death (just like Elvis Presleys, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrisons, Janis Joplins etc) has been faked.
Yes, they are still alive.
MJ's record sales are going to go through the roof now - but this is only one small part of the theory.
I believe that in 2012, a mothership is going to land on earth, and all of the aformentioned artists are going to come out and give us on big fucking concert to end the world to. (Sorry guys, Kurt blew his fucking head off)
I can just see MJ exiting the mothership,equiped in his futuristic get up, unleashing multiple arm crotch grabs... FUCK he might even have multiple crotches by then.
RIP MICHAEL JACKSON
(if you are wondering who Peter Andre' is, well he was an Australian pop sensation in the 90's - check out the tracks "mysterious girl' and "funky junky" on youtube)