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Reasons why Jezabint is not (even close to being) an opera singer:
2) She cannot hit these high notes (and believe me when I say these COF “high notes” are NOTHING compared to what actual sopranos have to reach!).
3) She doesn’t sing in other languages. Opera singers don’t usually sing in English as most operas are written in Italian, German, French & Eastern European languages.
4) She cannot sing without a microphone- which opera singers MUST be able to do so.
5) And, most importantly of all, she never has and never will perform in a fully staged opera (or even an amateur one, no, our Sarah is only good for singing in the background where we don’t have to pay attention to her dreadful vocals as Dani shrieks over her shrieks- the difference being that Dani is supposed to be screeching…). That is what DEFINES an opera singer, even classical singers who are still very talented and perform operatic arias e.g. Sarah Brightman, Katherine Jenkins, Charlotte Church, Camilla Kerslake etc, DO NOT qualify as opera singers since they have never been in an opera.
6) She doesn’t even sing classical music. :/
^To think she’s an opera singer despite all of this shows what a dumb, deluded bitch she is!
Jan 20 11 5:01 PM
Wow, you linked to some immensely-low-quality version of a crappy user-contributed video of one of Sarah's songs. YOU WIN!!!!!!!!!!11111You're so happy with your living-with-your-parents, taking-singing-lessons-but-failing life that you cannot wait to criticize the one person related to this now dead forum? How about noooo-hoooo, you fat bitch!Get a grip and get one on your life whilst you're at it. To put it in words you may be able to understand: Sarah ain't got no shit on yous. Your like so awesome. Yous the bestest!!Now fuck off, please. You're taking up forum space which could be used for better purposes, like me posting a picture-by-picture summary of me shaving my pubes.
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Jan 24 11 11:52 AM
darkdorkydork wrote:MelissaRose, you're scary, as in psychotic-obsessive (non)fan scary.
You are mean, bitter and crazy.
You sound like you need to get laid or to punch something.
Get angry at something you can truly pass your nerves on, like a wall, or, to find something less hard on you, a pillow.
Good luck in life.
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